Posted on 15-03-2010

Jessica Simpson: Sexual Napalm Forever Off Limits To John Mayer 20 Sec Ago..

Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Joshua Holmes

Photo: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson

Celebutant Jessica Simpson, once upon a time known for being a pop singer, told the gals of The View this morning that there is no way that former boyfriend John Mayer will nipple on her ’sexual napalm’ again.

Asked if she’s spoken to Mayer, 32, since he likened her to “sexual napalm in a Playboy interview,” Simpson said she hadn’t, and then added with a laugh: “And he’ll never have this napalm again.”

Simpson went on to say that Mayer’s comments have brought a lot more glances, sexual stares, and mental undressings of her at restaurants and in public.

The singer and actress, whose new showThe Price of Beauty premieres Monday night on VH1, says she’s still feeling the effects of Mayer’s comments. “I’ll walk into a restaurant or something, and I notice that more men are looking at me, but I feel like they’re undressing me,” she says. “So, it’s a little bit embarrassing.”

Someone should tell Jessica that men have been looking at her that way for years, every since her boobs blossomed above her IQ, and she started wearing low cut shirts down to her belly button.

Jessica also stated, “I thought he was stupid for breaking up with me.”  I have to agree with Jessica since Mayer’s comments about how freakishly good she is in bed.  Mayer with from ‘Sexual Napalm’ to Jennifer Aniston…yikes!

Mayer’s comments, albeit perhaps tacky and immature, were the best thing to happen to Jessica’s career since Nick Lachey.

Simpson denied that she is dating Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins.

[I love the attached photo above. I think it 100% backs up Mayer's Napalm addiction.]

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